jewbeard: i tried to grab fog but i mist
illkim: Making you a mixtape
tall: when ppl reblog their selfies over and over
wwworldwide: *drops out of school like its hot*
basedona10000caloriediet: kinzilauren: maarkhoppus: caucasianandwhite: maarkhoppus: fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 i wasnt even alive in 2006 why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
beerito: “are u crying?” “no I just have swag in my eye”
wtfwincho: girlfights: Well, i guess imma stay out of her business too There’s too much weaves in this video
sireoinmacken: “i’m as straight as a pole!”
pickup line: i told my therapist about you
Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship...
judgemilkman: dovne: THIS GIF GOT BETTER.
anticaucasian: The next person to fukcing unfollow is getting a spiked bat up their ass
judge: why did u murder that man?
me: I did it for the notes on tumblr.com